The Grouch family was walking through the local Mall parking lot one evening when we came across this car with clearly visible tire tracks up the hood and over the top. Either this is the practice vehicle for an Evil Kenevil wanna-be or the owner is the luckiest/unluckiest person on the road. How the heck did a tire either attached to a vehicle or loose and on its own roll up and over his/her auto? Lucky in the sense that besides the tire track and the windshield there wasn't any significant damage; unlucky because it happened in the first place!
As SGT Phil Esterhaus used to say on Hill Street Blues: "Hey, let's be careful out there!"
Especially when tires are on the loose.