So the doctor today gave me a new prescription for my medical affliction and I read the side effects of the stuff. I've come to expect various horrible possible side effects like fingernails turning green, horns sprouting from the forehead and the like. This medicine though has the most interesting side effect of all: may cause bizarre behavior or extreme excitement . Sounds like the contagious enthusiasm that we saw in a play once. When I told the Missus about the 'may cause bizarre behavior' she asked how anyone would be able to tell if I was suffering from it. What did she mean by that?