So the Missus and I were limping last week. First I visited the foot doctor for some work to the right foot. I got some injections into the tendons for my toes which left me limping and directions from the doc to limit my walking for several days. Then the Missus got a lump carved out of her right leg - nothing serious, a cyst with fluid in it - but she too was told to limit her walking. When youngest daughter heard of both of these issues she exclaimed that her 'parents are lame'. What can you expect from someone with a degree in English?